Thoughtful Thoughts


11
Hello family. Jesus loves you. Well everyone except you. He's just indifferent about you.

 10
Frikkin Cat!!!

009
Why is my poop that color???

008
I don't wiggle. I move erotically.

007
If I pee on it it becomes mine!

006
If you're going to write something nasty on someone's car make sure you know how to correctly spell it.
There is no M in the word cunt.

005
Any question can be answered with two words. Yo Momma!

004
Some people say I talk in the third person sometimes. Herbie Kerbie doesn't get that.

003
living life on a shelf ....is like living on a cloud...i get to look down on you.


002

There are 2 points in your life when people care about the last time you took a crap. One is when your really young and the others when your really old. If your above the age of 4 and below the age of 94 telling people when you crapped last is just TMI.

001

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Why have just one lady when you can have two.





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